Disclaimer

I came across this great disclaimer the other day. It's for a company that sells fake diplomas and other official documents. Fantastic!

"Please be aware that you know what kind of web site that you have entered as we are not the holy church nor the average place! Do to the very high Quality of our documents please do not use the in violation of Local State and Federal Laws as you may purchase what ever you wish but please do not contact us at a later date and state that you thought we were selling Bibles! Wake up and smell the coffee documents are what we sell and there is no mistake in what you see on this web site nor purchase! Our documents are sold as Novelty items only, and if you do not understand what this term means then you must have entered this site by mistake!"